gone fishin'

I am in Calgary. It is just as boring here as it is at home. Yesterday I went grocery shopping and watched TV. Today I went to the mall and bought clothes, and now I am sitting on my ass in front of a computer. Waahoo!

My guestbook is being mean to me. Bastard. The bastard.

My god, they're putting birds on the moon?

I have a word stuck in my head. Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui.

i broke a picture frame by accident. but i was kind of happy about that.

One of the most painful things to watch on television is the ten extra seconds after the news anchors accidentally end up with extra time on the show. And they have to talk to eachother. And news anchors do not have personalities. At all.

PUSLINCH TODAY: wow... now i'll never have to wonder what the weather was like where I live on June 10th, 1998 ever again.

i'm all alone in the school library. i feel like such a LOSER.

"My pickle's not even adhesive!"

It's 4am. I just disconnected the networking between our two computers, and then reconnected it in the opposite direction with different, fussier software. It wasn't fun. Now I'm going to bed. My head hurts.

dude. where's my toga?

that man is wearing MY toga!

mercy!

eh there it goes.

i am tired. i will sleep now.

nasssssssty ftp not working again.
nasssssty.

...working on new junk to put in this space...
so far it's pink. and uh... that's about all i've got so far.

yeh
well
i don't know
um
i guess
actually
just
i hate
something
bah humbug
anyway

Why doesn't anybody know how to spell the word "you're".....

good for nothing aluminum cans...

A t-shirt? My dear, this is Bermuda. You will wear a proper nightgown.

I rather enjoy not being at school right now.

Well... seems as if it's time to go sit in the sun and eat chocolate... so I'll be going...

Ha! Now if only I didn't have a latin exam tomorrow. um... canis est in via. grumio vinum bibit. Metella est mater. furcifer!!!! furcifer furcifer!

Our savings this month: $1255.49

If I wanted water, I'd ask for it. How do you like your coffee?

The main exports of fCuba are fCubes and tubas. Why must fCastro wear such a funny hat.

It is hot standing in line in fCuba for a bottle of water. People there have overly large moustaches.

This sentence is sarcastic.

This sentence is not sarcastic.

We will be restoring normality once we are sure what is normal anyway.

Until then...

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

This website has expired.

I like traffic lights.

Richard Dreyfuss is Satan.

stop killing candice.

I think that some people just don't realize what JERKS they are.

GRRRRRRR!

I want to go to the zoo. And look at hippopopotomomusses.

i read the whole thing. i got a 96 on the quiz. now i'm going to go die somewhere.

my physics textbook is more interesting than "duddy kravitz."

i'm going to go sit in a corner and scribble now...

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:( !

Guleph stinks.

I hate Chris Carter.

Somewhere, someone sits in an office at a desk and designs six foot penis punching bags.
They design the packaging, they type out inventories, they call the manufacturer up on the phone...
I find that thought amusing.
Who ever thinks that when they grow up they'll work in the giant plastic penis manufacturing business?

Aeneid IV

Note to self: do not leave directories world-writeable.

If I hear one more thing about Christina Aguilera today...grrrr

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

Wow. That was the least fun I've had in a long time. Freakin 39 pages of BULLSHIT. IT'S 4:46 AM!!! KILL ME!!!

33 pages of nonsense. And I'm not done yet. I hate english class.

fucking... hate... blender...

I fixed it! Moohoohahahaha!

Heh. As if anyone cares about my invisible CGI scripts...

Just be aware... I'm watching you...

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'thetruth' is undefined

shit

ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

ASCII mode. ASCII.

goddamn goddamn goddamn

Lovely weather we're having, isn't it. Tornado warning for Hamilton-Wentworth? Good thing I don't live two minutes from here... I'd be in trouble. No, no tornadoes around here, just some marble-sized hailstones and lightning on drugs...

Yowwwwwwww! K, lightning is cool and all, but I prefer it to be a little further away from me and my computer... (I should turn this thing off, shouldn't I? Oh well... We'll worry about it when it blows up...)

EEEEEEEEEEEEE save me....... *whimper*

Satellite TV looks cool during thunderstorms though.....

Oh, I see my FTP finally decided to work. How nice of it.

...

One day I will master the use of plastic wrap.

"The Catcher in the Rye" is exceedingly boring.

Ok, WTF is with large animals sneaking up on me and staring at me from my deck lately? This time there is a rather large dog out there...

I hate smelling like fruit.

I want real food. Where is my mommy.

I have cake, and I have soda, and I have ice cream, and I have chips.

But I do not have bread (well... white bread, but that doesn't count), and I do not have pasta, and I do not have orange juice.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wow. Nine hours of sleep in a week makes me strangely hyperactive...

There is a porcupine on my deck.
Scared the hell out of me. Makes funny thumping noises when it walks. It kind of... waddles.
My cat wants to go outside and play with it...
Stupid cat.
Porcupines are ugly...

Well, now you've done it.

I AM SO SMRT.

! ! ! ?

The word "pastor" means shepard in Latin.
I find that interesting.

The word Uranus is pronounced yoor'-eh-nus, not yer-ay'-nus.

"'You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'
'What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'
'You ask a glass of water.'"

I suck at Minesweeper.

*Pout*

Because I can.

Yet again, I am tempted to destroy this page...

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I was to go this night straight to the Dark Lord." -- The Fellowship of the Ring

you put the lime in the coconut
you drink them both up

EGOMETSUMOBSTUPIDA

I cleaned my room tonight, and indeed, there was a floor underneath all of those books and clothes...
And I did my homework.
There must be a full moon tonight or something...
Wait. Yes, yes there is. But I already knew that. Well. There was, anyway. At 17:42 Universal Time. Now explain why I knew that.

I've felt panicked all weekend... And I don't know why. As if I had to take the phonebook and be able to recite the entire thing from memory by tomorrow, or else that would be the end of my life *poof*. Except that's not what I'm supposed to do. It's something else. And I wish I knew what. But I'm missing some deadline, and it seems like it must be an important one...

"I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked. Is that disgusting!?"

i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

Was it a lie, or just a mistake?

Dehydrating vegetables was a pretty good idea. Now if only they could figure out a way to get the water back *in*. These peas are crunchy.

I hate washing pots.

Oh. And the answer to that question yesterday: 11.9 metres. Astounding!

Even more astounding: I found that answer myself, by doing my homework.

Just because I can: Outside of my house, inside of my house, inside of my fridge.

My sister, my brother, their boredom.

From what height must a 1500 kg pole driver fall, to drive a pole 0.50 m into the ground against an average opposing force of 350000 N? And why do I care?

Okay, further messing around with this page... If this doesn't work I'm going to be mad...