The word "pastor" means shepard in Latin.
I find that interesting.

The word Uranus is pronounced yoor'-eh-nus, not yer-ay'-nus.

"'You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasently like being drunk.'
'What's so unpleasent about being drunk?'
'You ask a glass of water.'"

I suck at Minesweeper.

*Pout*

Because I can.

Yet again, I am tempted to destroy this page...

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I was to go this night straight to the Dark Lord." -- The Fellowship of the Ring

you put the lime in the coconut
you drink them both up

EGOMETSUMOBSTUPIDA

I cleaned my room tonight, and indeed, there was a floor underneath all of those books and clothes...
And I did my homework.
There must be a full moon tonight or something...
Wait. Yes, yes there is. But I already knew that. Well. There was, anyway. At 17:42 Universal Time. Now explain why I knew that.

I've felt panicked all weekend... And I don't know why. As if I had to take the phonebook and be able to recite the entire thing from memory by tomorrow, or else that would be the end of my life *poof*. Except that's not what I'm supposed to do. It's something else. And I wish I knew what. But I'm missing some deadline, and it seems like it must be an important one...

"I would just like to say a few words about nudity in the world today. And I for one am just appalled by it. Why, did you know that underneath their clothing, the entire population of the world is walking around completely naked. Is that disgusting!?"

i had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee

Was it a lie, or just a mistake?

Dehydrating vegetables was a pretty good idea. Now if only they could figure out a way to get the water back *in*. These peas are crunchy.

I hate washing pots.

Oh. And the answer to that question yesterday: 11.9 metres. Astounding!

Even more astounding: I found that answer myself, by doing my homework.

Just because I can: Outside of my house, inside of my house, inside of my fridge.

My sister, my brother, their boredom.

From what height must a 1500 kg pole driver fall, to drive a pole 0.50 m into the ground against an average opposing force of 350000 N? And why do I care?

Okay, further messing around with this page... If this doesn't work I'm going to be mad...