I want to go to the zoo. And look at hippopopotomomusses.

i read the whole thing. i got a 96 on the quiz. now i'm going to go die somewhere.

my physics textbook is more interesting than "duddy kravitz."

i'm going to go sit in a corner and scribble now...

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:( !

Guleph stinks.

I hate Chris Carter.

Somewhere, someone sits in an office at a desk and designs six foot penis punching bags.
They design the packaging, they type out inventories, they call the manufacturer up on the phone...
I find that thought amusing.
Who ever thinks that when they grow up they'll work in the giant plastic penis manufacturing business?

Aeneid IV

Note to self: do not leave directories world-writeable.

If I hear one more thing about Christina Aguilera today...grrrr

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.

Wow. That was the least fun I've had in a long time. Freakin 39 pages of BULLSHIT. IT'S 4:46 AM!!! KILL ME!!!

33 pages of nonsense. And I'm not done yet. I hate english class.

fucking... hate... blender...

I fixed it! Moohoohahahaha!

Heh. As if anyone cares about my invisible CGI scripts...

Just be aware... I'm watching you...

ERROR
'thetruth' is undefined

shit

ARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

ASCII mode. ASCII.

goddamn goddamn goddamn

Lovely weather we're having, isn't it. Tornado warning for Hamilton-Wentworth? Good thing I don't live two minutes from here... I'd be in trouble. No, no tornadoes around here, just some marble-sized hailstones and lightning on drugs...

Yowwwwwwww! K, lightning is cool and all, but I prefer it to be a little further away from me and my computer... (I should turn this thing off, shouldn't I? Oh well... We'll worry about it when it blows up...)

EEEEEEEEEEEEE save me....... *whimper*

Satellite TV looks cool during thunderstorms though.....

Oh, I see my FTP finally decided to work. How nice of it.

...

One day I will master the use of plastic wrap.

"The Catcher in the Rye" is exceedingly boring.

Ok, WTF is with large animals sneaking up on me and staring at me from my deck lately? This time there is a rather large dog out there...

I hate smelling like fruit.

I want real food. Where is my mommy.

I have cake, and I have soda, and I have ice cream, and I have chips.

But I do not have bread (well... white bread, but that doesn't count), and I do not have pasta, and I do not have orange juice.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wow. Nine hours of sleep in a week makes me strangely hyperactive...

There is a porcupine on my deck.
Scared the hell out of me. Makes funny thumping noises when it walks. It kind of... waddles.
My cat wants to go outside and play with it...
Stupid cat.
Porcupines are ugly...

Well, now you've done it.

I AM SO SMRT.

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