One of the most painful things to watch on television is the ten extra seconds after the news anchors accidentally end up with extra time on the show. And they have to talk to eachother. And news anchors do not have personalities. At all.

PUSLINCH TODAY: wow... now i'll never have to wonder what the weather was like where I live on June 10th, 1998 ever again.

i'm all alone in the school library. i feel like such a LOSER.

"My pickle's not even adhesive!"

It's 4am. I just disconnected the networking between our two computers, and then reconnected it in the opposite direction with different, fussier software. It wasn't fun. Now I'm going to bed. My head hurts.

dude. where's my toga?

that man is wearing MY toga!

mercy!

eh there it goes.

i am tired. i will sleep now.

nasssssssty ftp not working again.
nasssssty.

...working on new junk to put in this space...
so far it's pink. and uh... that's about all i've got so far.

yeh
well
i don't know
um
i guess
actually
just
i hate
something
bah humbug
anyway

Why doesn't anybody know how to spell the word "you're".....

good for nothing aluminum cans...

A t-shirt? My dear, this is Bermuda. You will wear a proper nightgown.

I rather enjoy not being at school right now.

Well... seems as if it's time to go sit in the sun and eat chocolate... so I'll be going...

Ha! Now if only I didn't have a latin exam tomorrow. um... canis est in via. grumio vinum bibit. Metella est mater. furcifer!!!! furcifer furcifer!

Our savings this month: $1255.49

If I wanted water, I'd ask for it. How do you like your coffee?

The main exports of fCuba are fCubes and tubas. Why must fCastro wear such a funny hat.

It is hot standing in line in fCuba for a bottle of water. People there have overly large moustaches.

This sentence is sarcastic.

This sentence is not sarcastic.

We will be restoring normality once we are sure what is normal anyway.

Until then...

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

This website has expired.

I like traffic lights.

Richard Dreyfuss is Satan.

stop killing candice.

I think that some people just don't realize what JERKS they are.

GRRRRRRR!