Get two glasses of water ready. Go to this site. Find the "Free Gift" section. Laugh.

i forget why i wanted to say this

but
a point:

it is not a big deal for someone to see your underwear
that's what it's for
hello
to be seen instread of other things underneath
so
.

also not wanting to be seen in a bra
but owning a bikini
hm
.

Gonna teach myself basic electronics cause I'm bored, bored, bored. BeCAUSE... right now I just know that all these parts look cool... I don't really know how to use them. So most of what I make doesn't do anything, it just... looks pretty. But if I teach myself things, I can make things with motors and lights, whoooeeee!~

And I fully intend to do it by class on Tuesday.
Haha!

Won't be hard, I HOPE, because I do know BASIC basic electronics... And I know that I do take easily to these things. Lalala.

WAIT a second... who cares if Nostradamus didn't write that quotation down there... Fact is... Neil Marshall DID, and it's STILL therefore just as eerie. Blah!

Going to Active Surplus, for to buy fun fun stuff... Love that store... Mmmm, junk!

Huzzah! The Hats of Meat website is back...

Seen the new X10 popup? (Not a hard thing to run into...)

"We have suspended our service out of sympathy to the victims and families of this National tragedy. Our heartfelt thoughts and prayers go out to them."

Even so, we still must destroy X10.

Today's date, by the way, is 911.

And what is this?

"In the City of God there will be a great thunder, Two brothers torn apart by Chaos, while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb. The third big war will begin when the big city is burning" -
Nostradamus 1654

Nostradamus is BS, but still. Interesting.

[ed. 11:06 pm - fake quote? ah, quite likely. hey, it's BS either way.]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

I'm moving underground. In Antarctica.

Fuck.

Planetary grid? Energy matrix? Odd.

"Her hair is an atomic explosion and the necklace is a chain reaction."

"Caution! The content presented on this web site might be of alien origins and therefore may be hazardous to your belief system. Those lacking Microwave or High Voltage experience are warned not to attempt construction of the Radio-Gravitics Unit as decoded from ancient pictoglyphic schematics."

What.

crackpot

The radio just told me that the average IQ for women is 113, and the average IQ for men is 119.

I'm sorry but... Isn't the average IQ 100, by definition?

Well. The problem with the layer being stretched was text-align:justify. So now everything is all left-aligned and ugly. But the image is in the right place... er...!

Free Meat:
"The easiest way is just read the paper. Every day there are people looking to give away dogs and cats and all kinds of animals. That's God's way of saying 'Free meat to Godly home'."

Ack!!!

It reminds me about one of the busdrivers from my old public school. I was never on her route, luckily. But according to my friends who were, especially one who was at the very end of the route, she used to pull the bus over if she saw roadkill, and drag it onto the bus to take home for dinner. My friend learned much about eating roadkill on these trips: you can't eat owls because they're "too gristly", and you can't eat anything more than a few days old, because it'll be "too wormy."

Once on a dare, my friend asked to borrow the bus driver's cookbook, and succeeded. She brought it to school for us all to see. The bus driver thought she might actually be interested in cooking up some of these dishes. I feel sorry for that bus driver's kids and...

Have I mentioned how glad I am to be out of Puslinch?

But back to the website, which is about a much worse source of food than the side of the road. Don't eat kitties!

Am I supposed to believe this is serious?

Because who is able to put together an entire website like this, and yet hasn't enough intelligence to see anything wrong with saying "I don't got a scanner," or "they don't got that inner fur what some northern animals got," or "I aint spent more than $15 in the last year on meat."

Besides, it's got the usual FAQ page that every other joke site's got.

So there you go JESSE (hah, cause you were so concerned about the last one). I pronounce this site BS. Pisstake indeed.

The door closing tone noise on the TTC website is just... cute...

Website I'll be working on as part of my New Media program: http://imagearts.ryerson.ca/cgreen/index.html.

New e-mail address, in case you want variety or something: c2green@ryerson.ca.

For future reference: SOCAN (The Society of Composers, Authors and Music Publishers of Canada) plans to make a decision regarding web licensing. Eventually. Hasn't been updated since last December.

Also interesting: list of SOCAN tariffs approved by The Copyright Board of Canada.

Character in Fahrenheit 451 - The Prince, by Machiavelli.
I thought I was through with hearing about that guy...

Closeup of page of burning book in Fahrenheit 451: The Brothers Karamazov. I'll read the freakin' book already, I swear. Just stoppit!

disturbing

Aeeeeeeiiii!!!! Just again with pots and wooden spoons have again I been woken and like it I do not! And the unacceptably loudness of the playing of Weezer. What wants they? Please to be leaving me alone. Wake up says they. Please be with the waking of up. It is not even ten. Well awake I now I, guesses do I. Fine then fine. So what wants they... Scavenger hunting thinks they that I should go. Early it is TOOOOOO!