gone fishin'

I am in Calgary. It is just as boring here as it is at home. Yesterday I went grocery shopping and watched TV. Today I went to the mall and bought clothes, and now I am sitting on my ass in front of a computer. Waahoo!

My guestbook is being mean to me. Bastard. The bastard.

My god, they're putting birds on the moon?

I have a word stuck in my head. Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui, Rapa Nui.

i broke a picture frame by accident. but i was kind of happy about that.

One of the most painful things to watch on television is the ten extra seconds after the news anchors accidentally end up with extra time on the show. And they have to talk to eachother. And news anchors do not have personalities. At all.

PUSLINCH TODAY: wow... now i'll never have to wonder what the weather was like where I live on June 10th, 1998 ever again.

i'm all alone in the school library. i feel like such a LOSER.

"My pickle's not even adhesive!"

It's 4am. I just disconnected the networking between our two computers, and then reconnected it in the opposite direction with different, fussier software. It wasn't fun. Now I'm going to bed. My head hurts.

dude. where's my toga?

that man is wearing MY toga!

mercy!

eh there it goes.

i am tired. i will sleep now.

nasssssssty ftp not working again.
nasssssty.

...working on new junk to put in this space...
so far it's pink. and uh... that's about all i've got so far.

yeh
well
i don't know
um
i guess
actually
just
i hate
something
bah humbug
anyway

Why doesn't anybody know how to spell the word "you're".....

good for nothing aluminum cans...

A t-shirt? My dear, this is Bermuda. You will wear a proper nightgown.

I rather enjoy not being at school right now.

Well... seems as if it's time to go sit in the sun and eat chocolate... so I'll be going...

Ha! Now if only I didn't have a latin exam tomorrow. um... canis est in via. grumio vinum bibit. Metella est mater. furcifer!!!! furcifer furcifer!