My VCR thinks the picture on my tape is unacceptable for my viewing.

I think that *I* should be the judge of that.

But it will show me nothing but a blue screen.

Look, I'd like to watch the static, okay?

Cause I can see it when I fast forward, and it's not THAT terrible.

Horrible fuzzy picture is better than BLUE SCREEN.

And why is it always blue?