Kay... I can't find a link for this story I'm watching on the news, but... eh. No matter.

One of those Northern communities with only one store is all concerned because... that store burnt down. And now they have no place to get supplies.

But wait.

How did the store get those supplies...

Can I suggest that they... get some more?

I mean, that's what the store had to do all the time, anyway. It was just a big box to keep everything in. Their food wasn't being produced there...

And oh no, the post office burnt down. Now where will they get their mail?

Er...?

Drop it off somewhere else...

Sure, the situation might suck for a day or two...

But gak! I don't see how it's such a big deal.

And really... they flew in reporters...

Couldn't the reporters have brought them some sammmiches or something?