Friday, June 15, 2001

still bored
wrote out this
not finished
now get to go to class
yay
going to kill self
help
me
please
management
and administration
kill
brain
no nevermind
brain dead already
guh
ack
bah
meh
pleh
eee
aaa
grr!

the sun did not shine
it was too wet to play
so we sat in the house
all that cold cold wet day
i sat there with sally
we sat there we two
and i said how i wish
we had something to do
to wet to go out
and too cold to play ball
so we sat in the house
we did nothing at all
so all we could do
was just sit sit sit sit
and we did not like it
not one little bit
then something went bump
how that bump made us jump
we looked and we saw him
step in on the mat
we looked and we saw him
the cat in the hat
and he said to us
why do you sit there
like that
i know it is wet
and the sun is not sunny
but we can have lots
of good fun that is funny
i know some good games
we could play
said the cat
i know some new tricks
said the cat in the hat
a lot of good tricks
i will show them to you
your mother will not mind
at all if i do
and sally and i
did not know what to say
our mother was out
of the house for the day
but our fish said
no no
make that cat go away
tell that cat in the hat
you do not want to play
he should not be here
he should not be about
he should not be here
when your mother is out
now now
have no fear
have no fear
said the cat
my tricks are not bad
said the cat in the hat
why we can have
lots of good fun
if you wish
with a game that i call
up-up-up with a fish
put me down
said the fish
i do not wish to fall
put me down
said the fish
this is not fun at all
have no fear
said the cat
i will not let you fall
i will hold you up high
as i stand on a ball
with a book in one hand
and a cup on my hat
but that is not all
i can do
said the cat
look at me
look at me now
said the cat
with a cup and a cake
on the top of my hat
i can hold up two books
i can hold up the fish
and a little toy ship
and some milk on a dish
and look i can hop
up and down on the ball
but that is not all
oh no that is not all
look at me
look at me
look at me now
it is fun to have fun
but you have to know how
i can hold up the cup
and the milk and the cake
i can hold up these books
and the fish on a rake
i can hold the toy ship
and a little toy man
and look with my tail
i can hold a red fan
i can fan with the fan
as i hop on the ball
but that is not all
oh no that is not all
that is what the cat said
then he fell on his head
he came down with a bump
from up there on the ball
then sally and i
we saw all the things fall
and our fish came down too
he fell into a pot
and he said
do i like this
oh no i do not
this is not a good game
said our fish as he lit
oh i do not like it
not one little bit
now look what you did
said the fish to the cat
now look at this house
look at this
look at that
you sunk our toy ship
sunk it deep in the cake
you shook up our house
and you bent our new rake
you should be here
when our mother is not
you get out of this house
said the fish in the pot
but i like to be here
oh i like it a lot
said the cat in the hat
to the fish in the pot
i do not want to leave
i do not wish to go
and so said the cat in the hat
so so so
i will show you another
good trick that i know
and then he ran out
and then fast as a fox
the cat in the hat
came back in with a box
a big red wood box
it was shut with a hook
now look at this trick
said the cat
take a look
then he got up on top
with a tip of his hat
i call this game
fun-in-a-box
said the cat
i will pick up the hook
you will see something new
two things and i call them
thing one and thing two
these things will not bite you
they want to have fun
then out of the box
came thing two and thing one
and they ran to us fast
they said
how do you do
would you like to shake hands
with thing one and thing two
and sally and i did not know
what to do
so we had to shake hands
with thing one and thing two
we shook their two hands
but our fish said
no no
those things should not be
in this house
make them go
the should not be here
when your mother is not
put them out
put them out
said the fish in the pot
have no fear little fish
said the cat in the hat
these things are good things
and he gave them a pat
they are tame
oh so tame
they have come here to play
they will show you some fun
on this wet wet wet day
now here is a game
that they like
said the cat
they like to fly kites
said the cat in the hat
no not in a house
said the fish in the pot
they should not fly kites
in a house
they should not
oh the things they will bump
oh the things they will hit
oh i do not like it
not one little bit

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