"Definately worth a look, especially if you've just taken a liberal dose of an illegal narcotic."

a description of questionable accuracy
(if only because i don't use a lot of illegal narcotics
alTHOUGh, i'm on some pretty nice legal ones right now
mmm, tylenol with codeine
and caffeine
wait
okay so THAT's why i'm not sleepy...
at 5:45 am...)

um
parentheses shall be my downfall.

um
continuing...
written by one chris
on one blog called
cobwebs

kept seeing it in my refer logs
and thinking
how interesting
all these people coming from this one site
and twiddling my thumbs

(does anyone actually do that?)

never bothered to... say...
really read it or anything
well

actually there are an awful lot of words there
but i looked at the pictures
those were some pictures alright

apparently this
"chris"
lives on floor 11
or so i gather

which is interesting

for all i know, he could be directly below me
as this is floor
1, 2, 3
4, 5, 6
7, 8, 9
10, 11, 12
ladybugs came
to the ladybug's picnic

hm

getting drunk alone?
and playing computer risk?

less pathetic than
NOT getting drunk alone
and NOT playing computer risk

damn
i miss computer risk
it's fun to kick the computer's ass
take that lousy compoooter
think you're so smrt?
ha!
you CTRL the electronic dice
and you STILL can't win

p.s.
i still want a sandwich
ROOM SERVICE
NOW