i feel i should clarify the last entry

the spam
and the sandwich

those were two completely
UNRELATED
ideas

please do not make me a
spam sandwich

but do make me a sandwich
please
so hungry

*poof*
you're a sandwich

um
i suppose i could do it myself

but be assured

i am extremely disappointed in you

i thought you were my friend

if you really loved me....

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goddamn