Thing is, you seem to want me to agree with your terribly misguided opinion of what must be the intention behind everything I say.

Most likely, that's just a reflection on yourself by yourself.

Because I do not consider myself superior, I do not consider you and asshole, I am neither apathetic, nor detached.

If I had to accuse myself of a crime, I would have to say that at times I say things rather explicitely, and yet simultaneously vaguely.

My attempts to reword or to say things "more humbly" are only meant to clarify, because my intended meaning never seems to come through.

I guess my only action can be to try to be less equivocal.

Or less bitter?

Probably.